Yeah, so, pooping in my bathroom on our first date–regardless of how smelly, plentiful or messy it may be–could never be “bad for our relationship”. On the contrary, it would be good for you to learn firsthand that I would never judge you for being human; also, if the alternative is risking an unwanted accident, it would be downright ignorant and cruel of me to deny you access or hold it against you.
It’s never “too soon” to use my bathroom for any purpose. It’s never “too soon” to perform any bodily function in front of me, voluntarily or involuntarily (and the latter, by definition, is not a choice, anyway).
It’s never “too soon” to be “imperfect”.
If anything were going to be “too soon” for me, it wouldn’t be basic universal bodily functions. It would be something that is actually noteworthy, inherently controllable, and morally reprehensible. Not basic-level-one shit like pooping and farting. If that stuff can ever even faze you, then you’re not even on the wavelength to handle the dark and unnatural aspects of humanity.
